To the bearded man (with a lampshade on his head),
Happy Birthday dear hubs... beard and all. Thank you for being the most lovable and playful partner a girl could've asked for. As we near our thirties and you still insist on wearing lamp shades on your head, I am assured that a future with with you will always be an adventure. As per your request, today I shall once again try to kill you with my Death By Dark Chocolate Cake... which you can wash down with your favorite whiskey of course!